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Canine Co-Workers Can Be a Handful (and a Carpetful)

Canine Co-Workers Can Be a Handful (and a Carpetful)

  • By Porter Metzler on March 28, 2020
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Now that the Stay-At-Home order is in action in Mecklenburg County, many of us in Charlotte have transitioned into working remotely from home. We still get to see our co-workers via Zoom or Google Hangout, talk on the phone and chat it up in our group messages. (Carol, PLEASE stop sending Minion memes). But, working from home means we get a whole gang of new co-workers.

Spouses, boyfriends, girlfriends, children, and pets. We’ve all got to learn how to work together in the same space and some are adjusting better than others. It turns out our fuzzy co-workers can be quite a handful. So, we took to Instagram and Facebook to ask what your canine (and feline) co-workers were up to… and we got some AMAZING answers!

(Side note: Let your dogs out! There were a lot of answers that involved #1s and #2s on the floor… and last time we checked that’s not a great way to earn a promotion. And, you don’t even WANT to know waht #3 is.)

Here are a few of our favorite responses:

“My co-worker just threw up on the floor and calmly walked away. No, I’m not referring to Tim.” – Matt Olin

Cassie Addie’s Co-Worker

“My coworker interrupted several conference calls by yelling out the window at everyone, screamed at the mail lady, and peed on the area rug.” – Cassie Addie

“My co-worker slept half the morning and humped my leg. Thinking of calling HR.” – Jason Robey

“My co-worker licked his —— while my other coworker napped. 😳” – Teri Heintz Duvall Edwards

“My coworker walked into my office… stared me straight in the eyes… then proceeded to poop on the floor.” – Jeff Bundy

“As soon as my coworker realized it was almost 5pm she started running back and forth chasing a stuffed narwhal around 🤣.” – Mindy, @minleighlove

“My coworkers sleep all day, demand treats and then expect me to take them around the neighborhood at the end of the day!” – Mitchell Kelling

“My co-worker does not feel guilty for going through the trash for some chicken wings.” – @landiendo

“My co-workers chewed my table, pooped on my floor and ate my bra.” – @bougeotte__

“Any time I eat anything my coworker stands really close, stares at me, and wiggles his butt.” – Kristen Miranda, @wbtvkristenm

Sarah Kasper’s Co-Workers

“Teddy in HR won’t stop farting. Our office manager keeps licking himself. Like c’mon man – it’s an office space.” – Sarah Kasper

“My co-worker does not feel guilty for going through the trash for some chicken wings.” – @landiendo

“My coworker just barfed and walked away like nothing happened.” – Joel Simpson

“My coworker can hear the fridge open anywhere in the house/yard, but can’t seem to hear her name when she gets a call 🐶😳” – @crrollyson

“My coworker ate his own sh*t today. There will be social distance for the rest of the day.” – Amanda, @asavvyo444

And our absolute favorite response goes to…

“My coworker keeps walking across my keybxjxidofhdidldbdodx” – Kelly Brunk

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