We were rummaging through the labyrinth of aisles at the Sleepy Poet Antique Mall last weekend when we made a frightening discovery! Hidden in all of the knick-knacks and ancient treasures, were a stack of old comic books.

This isn’t something that would be out of the ordinary at Sleepy Poet, but when we started reading the covers we knew something sinister was afoot. Each comic seemed eerily similar to things you could hear/see in the Queen City. Are they cursed? No clue. Are they funny? Definitely.

How it feels when the fare inspectors are checking tickets and you never bought one.

What do ghosts order at Charlotte breweries? BOOze. (We will see ourselves out.)

Your two-star review will have no effect mortal! His driver rating is permanently 6.66 stars.

You’ve just crossed over into… The School Zone!