RNCelexa – They’re coming. So, stop caring.

Are you a voter who’s already experiencing anxiety related to RNC’s impending arrival in Charlotte? There are treatment options. A daily dose of RNCelexa has shown a significant reduction in anxiety caused by the commander in chief coming to the Queen City. Side effects include weight gain, weight loss, weight gain or trouble swallowing the truth. Take it from our very stable geniuses, RNCelexa works. After all, they’re coming … so stop caring.

Parody video made in partnership with Charlotte Squawks and Charlotte Star Room.