SUNDAY FUNNIES: Queen Charlotte Seyz… Don’t Touch Your Face

It was another long week, y’all. If you’re like us, you could use a laugh or at least a good chuckle. Below is a collection of some silly stuff we worked up and favorites we found throughout the week on Queen City social media. Enjoy!

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Tim Miner & Matt Olin
Charlotte Is Creative

A Quick PSA from Queen Charlotte …

You know, there’s something about this that doesn’t feel genuine …

Alexa is Just as Sick of You as You are of Her

Our own co-publisher, Matt Olin, is reporting that something feels a little off about the answers he’s getting from his Alexa. We’re pretty sure his next Amazon Prime order won’t arrive any time soon. Watch here.

Hollywood is Leaning Into COVID-19

Word on the street is that with TV and feature film productions on indefinite hiatus, the suits in Tinsel Town are looking to tweak some old Hollywood Hits to fit in with the new normal. First up is “Panic Zoom” with Jodie Foster about the secret fears we harbor as the all-seeing camera eye is on us.

Next up is the Merchant-Ivory classic, “Zoom with a View” about what happens when we all learn what our co-workers’ guest bedrooms and dining rooms look like. ADJUST THAT CROOKED ROOMS-TO-GO PAINTING BEHIND YOU! I’M LOSING MY MIND!!!

“Surprise home vay-cay” is headed for “anar-chay”

An anonymous friend supplied the “honey do” lists floating around the house. Week three indicates that this situation is devolving into a future Netflix crime doc-series. Watch your back, pal.

We’ve totally lost track of time

This post from Standout Creative Design perfectly captures the odd loss of time we’re all experiencing. And, we’re happy to post it here on Saturday … we mean Sunday … wait! no, Saturday … ummm … today.

All four of Aaron Dodge’s personalities are making it a Netflix night

Videographer, hype man, running/exercising fanatic, nonprofit champion and kind-hearted dancer, Aaron Dodge, is EXACTLY the kind of Charlottean we want to be around right now. And, if you’re not watching the hilarious videos he’s posting on Instagram (as well as his veggie eating tips), you’re missing out.

Five shirtless “idiots” agree … Wash. Your. Hands.

They may not wear shirts, but these dudes from Neighborhood Theatre in NoDa do have clean hands. (P.S. Check the post. They called themselves “idiots.”)

The Tiger King is taking over the Queen City

We desperately miss their beer, but the folks at Bold Missy Brewing are still serving up laughs. And, we thank them for it.

After SmartCart, can a pet strike be far behind?

The Humane Society of Charlotte has their finger on the paws … ummm … pulse. And, they want you to know, your dog ain’t so hip to your new housebound exercise regimen.

We’re bullish on the rural barn scene right now …

With commercial projects slowed down or stopped across the Queen City, @CLTDevelopment has had to pivot.

You can’t dis Nick Kosir’s social dist-dancing …

Just try to watch Nick Kosir dance and not smile. Go on. We dare you.

Introverts, unite! (Just not in the same room.)

@CLTNerdy reminds us that not everyone is miserable about being quarantined.

The half-man has a big gripe

Thanks to reader Shannon Kindred for sending this hilarious meme. Sadly, we’re five days past the warranty on 2020. You’re stuck with it.

Now THAT’S how we live our coffee …

Bless you, Comedy Zone. This is a recipe we can get down with.

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